January 2012
1 post
December 2011
16 posts
I love Google http://t.co/2HveheC9
Hi, my name is Shawn. I’m 27 years old and I just lost musical chairs at my tech company’s Christmas party. You cannot sink lower.
Jane Lynch is just trying to fill the void not left by Ellen Degeneres.
This is why the world hates America. http://t.co/QyZgIgJ9
Just saw a screening of Ghost Protocol. I think Brad Bird will be just fine directing live action films.
The Commodores AND Kool & The Gang are going to be at the casino! Gonna have to bleach my permed mullet, fire up my Fiero and go par-tay!
I’d be cool with it if any of you guys wanted to bring me a sandwhich.
Really wish @chefrp was here to give me a hug an share this salsa perfection http://t.co/Kvl7pr1l
You guys, my wife is awesome.
The new Twitter app is certainly cleaner… We’ll see if it can knock out Tweetbot.
Cinematic Villainy: http://t.co/cMkyN5x0
Tracking motion http://t.co/NTjnuQvm
RT @JordyHamrick: The comment threads on YouTube are the trailer parks of the Internet.
RT @alyankovic: Just saw a “For Your Consideration” Oscar ad for Green Lantern. HA! Best Picture? With Jack and Jill out this year??
These pants exist. http://t.co/HBCZADL7
The sad thing is not that I listen to Regina Spektor (loudly) on the way to work, it’s that I sing along to it.
November 2011
9 posts
RT @jonfisher: Thing I like about Mac OS X: Killing a print job doesn’t involve waiting 30 minutes and crashing the system.
My adorable wife and our freshly decorated tree http://t.co/Rrh6WYGW
2nd best Christmas movie ever http://t.co/58P6y20U
Just committed the unpardonable sin. (I took the last cup of coffee and didn’t make more)
Shoes http://t.co/3EqUwERl
I’m getting all my friends a Kindle Fire for Christmas! Just kidding, that would just be mean.
Watching Star Wars with @ScottkGuthrie… It’s his first time, you guys. Takin’ it slow with Episode 4.
RT @haavoc: Corporations trying to use social media is like watching your grandparents try to rap.
Illuminated Keys http://t.co/PtP2jyFb
October 2011
16 posts
Today is national ‘Coming Out Day’. You guys, It feels good to say: I’m totally straight.
:)
“Being a hipster is about being different than everyone else.” http://t.co/gN8vNhkj
COFFEE!!!! PUNCH OUT A UNICORN AND POWER KICK A VELOCIRAPTOR IN IT’S STUPID FACE!! CAFFINE MAKES YOU AWESOME YOU DUMB MUGGLE!!!
This is a real mans truck. http://t.co/QOEu9Tty
RT @TurboGrandma: Bandanas are the popped collars of the dog world.
Proud to have worked for this company. http://t.co/bjRcjMwU
I need moar display. http://t.co/8wON9BzK
RT @Mike_FTW: If you’re asking about the post-Jobs era in TECH, you missed the lesson in his work.
Since reading twitter and intermittently sobbing isn’t doing me any good, I’ll just watch Pixar movies all night.
Found some 3 hour old coffee in the break room. I suppose I’ll make due, you guys.
Yesterday: The iPhone 4’s camera is so nice! It takes amazing photos! Today: This camera sucks. I need the new one.
The human torch was denied a bank loan.
RT @CrowdedBalcony: Stop complaining, make yourself better.
RT @Ty_Schutz: After high-fiving Trevor’s fist bump, Ted knew he wouldn’t be invited to happy hour.
If you fall asleep listening to AC/DC, you’ll wake up with a beer gut an excessive back hair. True story.
September 2011
4 posts
Hammer Pant’s VS Hipsters: http://t.co/A15fR19v
RT @NathanFillion: From my life of crime. http://t.co/tvmXqmMn
Man + Tools http://t.co/BKWaZ565
It’s not a public bathroom until some guy grunts while standing at the urinal,
July 2011
12 posts
“How to Say Nothing” by my friend, the genius, @PhilltehThrill : http://t.co/8TwsIsx
RT @bridger_w: Pity her all you want, but there’s no denying that Helen Keller must have slept like a rock.
In retrospect coffee & Wheat Thins probably wasn’t the best decision for breakfast, but nobody exactly jumped to make me an omelet either.
Hey, OKC rain, the north-side would sure appreciate some of your droppy goodness.